I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
Fuck high school. In elementary school the whole classroom was your Valentine. We were in this shit together.
I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice
Excuse me, they definitely require effort. I have to shave above the knees in order to wear a dress. Duh.
i have a love-hate relationship with every season but i will always want to wear hoodies :((((
ERMAGAHD. I seriously love this summer program in Kansas. The people here are so nice and friendly.
-RELAX. Okay, just calm down.
-Aren’t you like Jewish or something?
-What’s the opposite of fact?…SKINNY!!!!…NO, I SAID F-A-C-T
-Think of organic chemistry. THINK OF IT.
Having fun. :)
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
brains don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible
because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong
you might say it’s braingerous
a brain made the decision to make that joke
packing takes forever yo
just had my first behind the wheel training lesson.
gosh, i just can’t.
why am i so behind on life?
looking at high school pictures and cringing.
did anyone else edit their pictures on picnik? mistakeeeeeee.
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
i will do this on the plane on ma way to kansas. yeee.